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The Reason Your Shampoo Wants You to Use More Shampoo is Because That Means You Will Buy More of Your Shampoo
An extract from my upcoming third novel, Everything Will Swallow You
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FINALLY!
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France
Much has happened to me over this past week, but perhaps the place to begin is that last Thursday afternoon I saved a French kitten’s life by grabbing it from between the jaws of a ravenous dog. That’s the part of the trip I just took to France
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The Lost Place
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Why I Decided To Sell (A Really Huge Chunk Of) My Record Collection
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I'm Sorry, I Cannot Afford To Purchase Your House, But I Might Well Write Weird Stories Inspired By It
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Deciding Not To Interview Lou Reed
A mixtape of sorts
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Alien Lanes
Facing - and trying to get over - more than half a lifetime of aerophobia
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April
A unexpectedly special walk, the evolution of a stonking riff, a book recommendation, and four free signed ones I can send you
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Things About The Countryside That Make Me Angry, And Some Photographs I Have Taken Of Them
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The Man With A Bull In His Living Room
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The Gun's Always Loaded, The Horse Always Kicks
Two Days With My Dad